Suggestion of the day

Hello all you comedy lovers out there! Today's Suggestion is Dara O Briain's Live at the Apollo gig!

Dara O' Briain

One of the best Irish comedians of our time!!!!

"I'm not a religious man, i don't even believe in God...but you know....still Catholic!" "Why would God put it in you when it does nothing but randomly kill you for no reason!!" - The appendix "ooo, this bed is a bit too soft." dara o'briain "well, some people are afraid of comfort" -bed salesmen "SCREW YOU! I can handle comfort!! Give me seven of these mattresses! stack them high, put a pea under them - i'll find it with my arse!!" "oh jesus, I heard you were in the hospital, hows your appendix?" "I don't know, they took it out, we haven't kept in touch, for all i know its driving around in a van solving mysteries." "in the case of a Wild West conflict, the surest path to peace is to send in an albino child with chocolate." - trying to explain what the milky bar kid is to Americans "I calmly put on the handbrake, got out of the car, walked back to the BMW and went, Ah...IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE CHAP??!!" "and if we were truely created by god, why do we occasionally bite the insides of our mouths" "...this is the man that was supposed to make sunsets and mountain tops....what kind of off-day exactly was he having when he threw you together?!"

Black Adder and Baldrick

One of the funniest duets ever to be viewed on English TV! My favorite quotes include:

• Blackadder referring to explorers and potatoes: Bloody explorers, ponce off to Mumbo Jumbo land, come home with a tropical disease, a suntan and a bag of brown lumpy things, and Bob's your uncle, everyone's got a picture of them in lavatory.

• Baldrick: Hear the words I sing, War's a horrid thing, But still I sing, sing, sing,Ding a ling a ling.
• Blackadder (to Baldrick): 'If you were to serve up one of your meals in Staff HQ, you would be arrested for the greatest mass poisoning since Lucretia Borgia invited 500 of her close friends round for a wine and anthrax party.'