Dara O' Briain

One of the best Irish comedians of our time!!!!

"I'm not a religious man, i don't even believe in God...but you know....still Catholic!" "Why would God put it in you when it does nothing but randomly kill you for no reason!!" - The appendix "ooo, this bed is a bit too soft." dara o'briain "well, some people are afraid of comfort" -bed salesmen "SCREW YOU! I can handle comfort!! Give me seven of these mattresses! stack them high, put a pea under them - i'll find it with my arse!!" "oh jesus, I heard you were in the hospital, hows your appendix?" "I don't know, they took it out, we haven't kept in touch, for all i know its driving around in a van solving mysteries." "in the case of a Wild West conflict, the surest path to peace is to send in an albino child with chocolate." - trying to explain what the milky bar kid is to Americans "I calmly put on the handbrake, got out of the car, walked back to the BMW and went, Ah...IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE CHAP??!!" "and if we were truely created by god, why do we occasionally bite the insides of our mouths" "...this is the man that was supposed to make sunsets and mountain tops....what kind of off-day exactly was he having when he threw you together?!"